How to survive the holidays:
- Don’t go crazy
- Overindulge, but just a little bit
- You should still work out, but just a little bit
- Fuel your rides with Christmas cookies, more than 2 but less than 5
- Spend time with your family, take a break from work, watch a Christmas movie, and hope that Santa got you a brand new:
Sponsor plugs incoming
- Argon 18 Gallium CS with SRAM RED eTAP™
- Fresh new Jakroo kit
- Pair of Schwalbe race tires
- Whole box of Carrot Cake Clif Bars
- (Very necessary) head protector by Kask
- (Typically necessary) Tifosi sunglasses to protect your/my precious, color-challenged eyes
- Saris trainer to help fellow Midwesterner’s survive the winter
- Bike fit and insoles from BioMoto so that you can exercise without pain
- Amp HP Lotion to protect go faster and recover better – and Normatec boots to help with the latter
- And City Light(s) beers and burgers to help recover from all that exercising you did
Seriously though, these products are great, and I am incredibly thankful to each and every one of our sponsors. If I didn’t believe in it, I wouldn’t promote it. The above products are great for:
- Riding bikes. Fast
- Being comfortable and looking cool while riding fast
- Cornering fast
- Deliciousness
- Keeping your sanity, and brain cells
- Looking cool and protecting your retinas healthy
- Trainer riders – you know how big of a difference it makes
- (It’d be nice to not need any more knee (or back) surgeries)
- Pain hurts, so I’d rather have less
- Burgers are delicious. And I don’t drink beer, but their ciders are really good